Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which subject has two parts?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What tree has the most bark?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?