Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?