Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why are all priests fit?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?