What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Pigtails!
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the bee say to the flower?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's a henway?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
It's allergy season again?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the gardener bury all his money?