What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do bees chew?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What siblings are always sad?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?