What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What was the first animal in space?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What day do hands always go to church?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?