Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What horn never makes a sound?
What is the smallest lion?
What do math teachers eat?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?