Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where does breakfast live?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What nationality is Santa Claus?