How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch.
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you give a sick pig?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?