What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
The horn section.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?