How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the confused bee say?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?