How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?