Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What sport do horses love to play?
What game do mice love to play?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What kind of books do boats write?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?