Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Where do horses reside?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Where do hamsters come from?