Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?