Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What day of the week do chickens hide?