If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?