If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How much money does a skunk have?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What fish only swims at night?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?