What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Training day.
Where do polar bears vote?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What style of music weighs the most?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What day never takes itself seriously?