What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Training day.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Which state is the cleanest?
Did you know about April 1st?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?