Which big cat never tells the truth?
A lie-on.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why are frogs always happy?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?