How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What is the coolest country?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?