How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How are mountains able to see?
What do insects learn at school?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why do rodents make the best runners?