Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?