Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's the most determined bird?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?