What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call a dog in space?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How does a lion greet other animals?