What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What are the smartest highways in the world?