Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
He prefers a bare bones vehicle.
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What sports are both plant-based?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Where do birds go to drink?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?