Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is a table you can eat?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is the smallest lion?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?