Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Because moms are priceless.
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Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the waiter ask the frog?