Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a cow with two legs?