Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why are turtles so shy?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?