Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?