What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What school subject really rocks?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How do you drive a man crazy?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?