What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Good tidings.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Where do vampires keep their money?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do all the planets get along?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?