What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Good tidings.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?