Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Which family member is always relieved?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do stars celebrate in December?