Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?