My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do bees gossip?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?