Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Which insect makes the best father?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?