What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
You otter do what I say!
Which cats have the best manners?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call the dog magician?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?