What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
You otter do what I say!
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do baseball players love bowling?