Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?