Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Where do surfers go to school?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?