What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
A tailwind.
What reads and lives in an apple?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?