What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
A tailwind.
How is life like toilet paper?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did spring break up with winter?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which elf is the best singer?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?