Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?