What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee.
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?