What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee.
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What is another name for a cow?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?