Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
On their bunnymoon.
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How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How does a squid go into battle?
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Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
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What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
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What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?