Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What birds always travel in twos?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Which insect makes the best father?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?