Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
We had a discussion about roses.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?