What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Time flies!
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why was the bunny upset?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?