How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's the scariest letter?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What day never takes itself seriously?