How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?