What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What birds always travel in twos?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why are frogs always so happy?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?