What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?