What does a lion call an antelope?
Fast food.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Can February March?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What sweet treat never panics?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?