What does a lion call an antelope?
Fast food.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Where do milkshakes come from?