What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?