What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
How does a cow do math?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Where do termites go camping?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why was the spider so smart?