What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?