What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
I broke my finger!
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What country has the most fish?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Where do surfers go to school?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What animals love to close envelopes?