What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Guac 'n' roll!
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?