What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Guac 'n' roll!
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?