What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Boo-ze!
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why are winter days great?
What does the sun drink out of?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the robot want for Christmas?