What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Boo-ze!
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why was the dog so popular?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why are books always so angry?