What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
A faux pa.
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How do fall and winter say hello?
When does a horse talk?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?