What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the foal cough?
The museum curator needed a break.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How do bears keep cool?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?