What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?