What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Where do baby apes sleep?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What animals make the best students?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?