Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?