Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call an old snowman?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?