How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's the laziest vegetable?