How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?