What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
I love you berry much.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What time of day was Adam created?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why is grass so dangerous?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Someone stole all my lamps.