What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
I love you berry much.
Where do you take sick ponies?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?