Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
With great powder comes great responsibility.
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's a father's favorite flower?