Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
With great powder comes great responsibility.
What was the first animal in space?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?