What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?